I get to be so fancy tomorrow!
I walked into work today…
Noticed some of my equipment was missing and proceeded to rant;
“What the fuck!? Who’s jacking shit off my desk!? Oh, and it looks like someone also jacked my awesome chair and replaced it with this horrid pile of FUCK!!! WHAT IS IT, JACK ON RYAN DAY!?!?!?!”
Everyone laughs at me
“Ha ha, guys… real funny.”
